demandside egonomics

The lovebalahoos cannot brink soultrips
    for free - the price of a can of soulfire has shot up.

The crewmachatos will sever catbrats
    for free - catmachatos are a dime for two dozen.

The bluefillips cannot blow soupbubbles
    for free - inflationary bubbledrops, you know.

The mangochops will sever moneyhops
    for free - fruities and veggies, no one cares a whit.

The frisknachos chomp their crispcrevados
    for free - or not; of this we cannot be too sure.